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Bailey / 22 / ♀ / feminist killjoy, sci-fi enthusiast, and an aspiring screenwriter. head over heels for teenage lycanthropes and some nerds who play video games. p.s. if you don't like Scott McCall, kindly get lost, punk

Celestina Warbeck - You Stole My Cauldron but You Can't Have My Heart
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This is so freaking good. So glad they finally made this <3

(by christieygc)

(by christieygc)

So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we’re not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we’re stuck together, partners.

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls

joel heyman??? nah what a nerd what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of joel spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign loser i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of joel scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

part three!!!

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I’ve always been pretty adamant about not having kids pretty much solely because there are too many things that could go wrong and also because I’m a bit of an asshole. but then there was this time a lady came into my work with her four year old, very sweet and bubbly little girl and she came up to her mom with a little nail polish and said “mommy, I want this” and the lady says, very sweetly “aw, isn’t that nice. get a job”

so maybe it is possible for me to raise a little asshole of my own

who has two thumbs n looks Very Cute today

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